You could say "I swear to god, I could drown a toddler in my panties right now" OR you could just wear a pair of SPLOOSH undies. Both are hilarious.
95% cotton & 5% elastane
These run slightly small. Sizing up is recommended.
These are novelty underwear, and are not meant to serve as a replacement for a tampon, pad, or cup.
IN STOCK: Within NZ (provided order placed by 2pm weekdays)
Overnight shipping, 1-3 days
or 3-5 days for rural areas.
Rest of the Word – 8-21 days (non-tracked) please contact us for tracked options
PREORDER: Pre-order products (available to us from our suppliers but not stored in our warehouse) are typically shipped within approx. 28 working days depending on location of supplier, time of the year and demand. We will be in touch if there are delays on your pre-order product/s outside 28 working days from the date of order/payment.