You could say "I swear to god, I could drown a toddler in my panties right now" OR you could just wear a pair of SPLOOSH undies. Both are hilarious.
95% cotton & 5% elastane
These run slightly small. Sizing up is recommended.
These are novelty underwear, and are not meant to serve as a replacement for a tampon, pad, or cup.
|Waistband||61-63 cm||66-68 cm||71-73 cm||76-84 cm||86-89 cm||91-97 cm||99-102 cm|
|Hips||84 cm||89 cm||94 cm||102 cm||109 cm||117 cm||122 cm|
Within NZ – Overnight (provided order placed by 2pm weekdays) or 2 - 3 days to rural areas.
Rest of the Word – 8-21 days (non-tracked) please contact us for tracked options.