Brutalitees

Mini Mystery Dick Crystal

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  • Regular price $7.90 NZD
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Rock hard and beautiful

Delight your friends with these itsy-bitsy members carved from natural semiprecious stones. These hand-carved tiny weens measure about 1" in length (not unlike your ex-boyfriend, amiright?) and each one is unique.

Hand-carved semiprecious stones
1 in. long
Natural stone; each one is unique

IN STOCK: Within NZ (provided order placed by 2pm weekdays)

Overnight shipping, 1-3 days 
or 3-5 days for rural areas. 

Rest of the Word – 8-21 days (non-tracked) please contact us for tracked options


PREORDER: Pre-order products (available to us from our suppliers but not stored in our warehouse) are typically shipped within approx. 28 working days depending on location of supplier, time of the year and demand. We will be in touch if there are delays on your pre-order product/s outside 28 working days from the date of order/payment.


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